Characters shoved in the room: Jem, Magnus, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Shikamaru, Gaara, Matt, Mello, Near, Death the Kid, Remus, Sirius (there are 13. MWAH HA HA HA)
The following is a record of the events that occurred, as recorded by Kat as she walked into the room:
Shikamaru: *stares out the window at the clouds*
Remus: *reads*
Sirius: *bothers Remus as he tries to read*
Near: *plays with toys by himself in the corner*
Matt: *is typing away at his computer*
Jem: *discusses music with Demyx (shhhh it doesn’t have to make sense)*
Gaara: *kills ants*
Death the Kid: *is readjusting the curtains on the window so they are perfectly symmetrical*
Magnus: *lounges in a chair and watches everyone bemusedly*
Mello: *eats chocolate*
Axel: *stares at Roxas*
Roxas: *stares into space*
Cue the chaos.
Death the Kid: *goes over to Near* Your toys aren’t symmetrical
Near: Yes, I am aware of this.
DtK: *tries to make symmetrical*
Near: *allows DtK to fix it, but immediately changes it back as soon as he leaves*
Death the Kid: *goes up to Gaara* You have a tattoo on one side of your head.
Gaara: And?
DtK: You don’t have on the other.
Gaara: No.
DtK: *goes crazy*
Gaara: *goes crazy*
*stops for a second* I planned on making this a full story, but that isn’t happening, I can tell you right now. I am sorry for ruining your present. I can tell you everything that happens, though, still?
DtK and Gaara explode everything, and a resigned Magnus fixes it. Sirius starts annoying Remus by sticking his tongue in his ear and making out ensues. Near and Shikamaru chill out in their respective corners. Roxas and Axel make out. No idea how. I just know it HAS to happen because they’re them. There’s Mello/Matt as well. Making out tastes better with chocolate, I’m sure, and it’s far more interesting than Matt’s video game. I was tempted to make Jem and Dem a thing because their names rhyme. Magnus didn’t have an Alec to sex up, which was sad, but I couldn’t really find anyone I liked that fit, so I was tempted to have him just recording everything. He could probably sell it to the fangirls for quite a bit of money.
So, basically, this story in a nutshell:
Everyone makes out.
THE END
P.S. I JUST NOW REALIZED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CHARACTERS WAS MALE WHAT. /fin
